If you were a beer I'd drink you down
I'd drink so much I can't see clear
What would I do without my beer?

If you were a beer I'd buy the first round
And the next two til you came around
Oh how I love to have my beer

If you were a beer I'd take a case
I'd take you out and back to my place
Oh how I wish you were my beer

If you were a beer I'd buy the first round
And the next two til you came around
Oh how I love to have my beer

(Look at me! I'm dancin! I'm dancing!)

If you were a beer I'd buy the first round
And the next two til you came around
Oh how I wish you were my
God damn I wish you were my
Oh how I wish you were my beer